To wrap up our 2008 Xbox 360 Games coverage, we borrowed an idea from NeoGAF where you describe a game with one sentence. Some are funny, some aren’t, but all of them are like super secret inside jokes that no one will understand unless they played that particular game. If you have any jokes or ideas about the Xbox 360’s 2008 lineup you’d like to share,
send them in and we might add them to the list.
- Dead Space – Doesn’t this huge basement make the spaceship kind of bottom heavy?
- Soul Calibur IV – Protip: Bra and panties make pretty crappy armor.
- Saints Row 2 – GTAIV, now with fun added!
- Burnout Paradise – Please insert $40 to retry races.
- Army of Two – The sexual tension is palpable.
- Condemned 2 – Hit people with stuff 2, now with guns!
- Rainbow Six Vegas 2 – Boss around the A.I. and make them do all of the work.
- Grand Theft Auto IV – It is 3 A.M., I’m in a helicopter on the other side of the city, and the police are after me, no I don’t want to hang out.
- The Bourne Conspiracy – Press A, then Y, then X to continue article.
- GRID – Eh, needs more DiRT.
- Ninja Gaiden II – Flip out and kill stuff like a ninja.
- Deadliest Catch – Rock out to Bon Jovi before being bored on a crab boat.
- Guitar Hero: Aerosmith – Music to your ears if your ears love crap.
- Civilization Revolution – Don’t bother making friends, everyone hates you by the end.
- Viva Piñata TiP – Yeah dude, breaking a parent piñata open and feeding the candy innards to its children is totally normal.
- Mercenaries 2 – Oh no you didn’t …!
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed – 70% boring, 30% awesome.
- Tales of Vesperia – Is it good or bad that the best character in the game is a dog?
- Fable II – Murder entire towns for pennies a day.
- Fallout 3 – Dogmeat has died … “Reload Save”
- Rock Revolution – About 1500 days late and millions of dollars short.
- Gears of War 2 – For the Horde … mode.
- MK vs DC Universe – Would totally rock if it wasn’t a Mortal Kombat game.
- Mirror’s Edge – Swing, run, jump, slide, run, jump, swing, fall and die.
- CoD: World At War – World War II needs a break, lets go to Vietnam or something.
- Sonic Unleashed – Get this werehog crap out of my awesome Sonic game.
- C&C Red Alert 3 – Oh Snap, its Sulu!
- Left 4 Dead – You know you shouldn’t, but you always spook the witch anyway.
- Tomb Raider Underworld – Killing tigers makes us feel worse than killing people, is that bad?
- Prince of Persia – We love Elika.
- Unreal Tournament III – The lack of user created maps must not be the problem- no one is playing the PS3 version either.
- SEGA Superstars Tennis – Are any of these characters really “superstars” anymore?
- Enemy Territory: Quake Wars – Explain to me again why this has “Quake” in the title?
- Facebreaker – Like traveling back in time to play an even worse version of 1999’s Ready 2 Rumble.
- LEGO Batman – It isn’t a “Dark Knight” game, but it’ll do for now.
- Guitar Hero: World Tour – “Guitar Hero: Tool” after Metallica, pretty please!
- Quantum of Solace – Seriously, its the best Bond game since GoldenEye.
- Spider-Man: Web of Shadows – As amazing as it seems, Venom (and his alien symbiote junk) actually made this worse instead of better.
- Far Cry 2 – Apparently, working at a checkpoint lets you live forever.
- Midnight Club: LA – Best traffic in a game ever.
Got any better ones? We'd love to add them to the list.
